I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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