STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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