brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have aggressive nipples.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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