those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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