Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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