I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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