so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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