R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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