Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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