Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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