dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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