i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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