Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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