I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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