franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
COCAINE IS GR8
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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