new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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