I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Found the puke drawer
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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