There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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