so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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