Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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