Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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