her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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