On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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