so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You were trust falling into bushes
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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