I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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