I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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