Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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