fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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