i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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