How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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