Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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