I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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