She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think i peed on brittanys purse
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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