@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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