Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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