Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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