so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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