He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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