I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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