pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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