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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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(318): View more from Louisiana

why is allison so mad at me??

(469): View more from Texas

me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

(318): View more from Louisiana

crap..

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(206): View more from Washington

at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.

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(817): View more from Texas

God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

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(302): View more from Delaware

my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things

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(708): View more from Illinois

just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(972): View more from Texas

I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.

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