whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
4 words: hood of his car
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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