oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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