But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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