Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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