So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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