That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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