OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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