Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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