This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Randomize
