OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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