So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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