bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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