It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think my fart just growled at me.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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