i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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