so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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