There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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